Haven't you ever noticed how many horror movies of our time begin somewhere in the middle of nowhere? Is it wrong for me to have scenes from Pet Cemetery flash through my mind when the neighbours cats scratch at our door, knowing that there is a cemetery plot just down the road from us? Well, this isn't quite as terrifying as some of those movies can be, but nonetheless, we've had a very odd occurence happen right under our noses.
A vegetable thief.
Hudson received a basket of Ikea stuffed toy vegetables from his auntie Laura and uncle Chad for Christmas. We keep them in his room, and have used them often as a distraction for diaper changes. Hudson's lately been in the habit of throwing everything, so we don't sweat it if one or two go missing for a day or two, usually finding them under his change table or dragged over to the bathroom. But two Saturdays ago, when we saying goodbye to some of our city friends who had come for a visit, Tyler noticed something in the grassy area between our house and the neighbours'. It was the cucumber from his vegetable set! We were puzzled, as neither of us could remember taking it out of the house, but didn't make too much of it.
There is a vegetable thief among us (as well as another kind of thief - a swimsuit snatcher - but that's really none of my business!). We've put all the clues together, checked the backgrounds of several co-op produce department employees (who may have the strongest motives), asked around for eyewitness, but so far haven't been able to crack the case. If you've seen anything, you know who to call. A stuffed tomato is in it for you if you give any information leading to the perpetrator.


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